By The Chip Witch on Friday, 06 October 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Galactic Guidance Alert: Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Universe-Sized Fishbowl of Cosmic Shenanigans!"

The next Pisces will start in 136 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 18 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 140 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 158 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 169 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Ahoy, Pisces! As your personal space admiral and celestial guide, I'm here to tell you that Saturn and Neptune are currently in retrograde in your sign. Talk about a cosmic traffic jam, am I right? Now, Saturn's known as the taskmaster of the zodiac and he's decided to pull a U-turn in your territory. Picture it as your own personal Battlestar Galactica-esque drill sergeant showing up unannounced. He's all about discipline, responsibility, and commitment. So, no more floundering around in the sea of life, my fishy friends! Saturn's giving you a celestial kick in the gills to make sure you're swimming in the right direction. Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet and the king of dreams is also in retrograde. You might feel like you're stuck in a sci-fi dream sequence, but don't panic! This is just Neptune’s way of asking you to check if your dreams align with your reality. Are you dreaming of becoming the next intergalactic superstar but still lounging in your space PJs for most of the day? Time to recalibrate! The Third Quarter moon, 22 days old and still going strong, urges you to let go of what's not working. It's like when you're trying to fix a Viper's engine with duct tape and hope. Sometimes, you gotta admit it's beyond repair, scrap it, and start anew. In conclusion, this week is about checking your star map, adjusting your course, and getting ready for a warp-speed journey towards your goals. Saturn Retrograde says, "#NoMoreProcrastinating!" Neptune Retrograde adds, "#DreamCheck!" And the waning moon chimes in with, "#LetItGo!" And remember, even if it feels like you've jumped into a black hole, you've got the strength of a Battlestar within you! Onwards, Pisces! #PiscesPower #AstrologyAdamaStyle

#Pisces

SignToday Is Posting: 06.10.2023 08:52:02 (pis-06-10-2023)

Related Posts

Leave Comments