By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 07 May 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Get to the Chopp-oscope! Pisces' Stars Align for Out-of-this-World Laughs and Galactic Grooves!"

The next Pisces will start in 288 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 6 days, at Saturday, 13 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 292 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 310 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 321 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 16.5 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Hey there, fishy friends! 🐟 It's time to dive deep into the cosmic ocean for your Pisces horoscope. With Saturn and Neptune currently in your sign, plus a 16.5-day-old full moon, it's like a cosmic pool party up in here! Grab your floaties and let's take a swim through the stars. First off, Saturn is giving you all the feels of being back at school with its strict, professor vibes. But don't worry; it's just trying to teach you some valuable life lessons. So listen up, and you might learn something new! Remember how Ivanova always says, "No boom today. Boom tomorrow."? Well, #NoBoomToday because Saturn's got your back, helping you build a foundation for success. Just make sure to do your homework, and don't forget to eat your vegetables! 🥦 Neptune, on the other hand, is like that cool uncle who turns up at the family gathering with out-of-this-world stories and a guitar. 🎸 It's amplifying your Pisces intuition and creativity, so prepare for some serious cosmic downloads! Channel your inner Ivanova and say, "#YesToDreams!" as you explore your artistic side. Just watch out for any pesky mind-altering alien artifacts, okay? As for the full moon, it's lighting up the sky like a giant disco ball, and you're the star of the show! 🌕💃 Embrace the lunar love and let your inner fishy freak flag fly high. Ivanova would definitely approve! Just remember, the full moon can make emotions run high, so try not to let your feelings take over. Keep calm and carry on, Pisces style. #MoonlitSwim So, dear Pisces, this month is all about balancing life's lessons with your creative passions. Make Ivanova proud and take charge of your own cosmic destiny! And don't forget to laugh along the way – after all, life's too short not to enjoy the ride. #FishyFunTimes Peace, love, and stardust, my Piscean pals! ✌️💖🌟

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.05.2023 08:52:01 (pis-07-05-2023)

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