By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 10 March 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Spacetime Surfin' Pisces: Prepare for a Cosmic Wave of Love, Laughter, and Maybe a Few Alien Abductions!"

We are currently in the sign of Pisces

The moon is currently in Pisces

Mercury moves to Pisces in 342 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus moves to Pisces in 2 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 13 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The New moon is currently 29.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hello Pisces, or should I say Pisceanauts? It's me, your favorite astrology nerd, coming to you live from the center of the cosmos. I've got some stellar news for you fishy friends. There's an astral party happening right in your sign! The moon, Saturn, and Neptune are all currently hanging out in Pisces. First off, the Moon is chilling with you. This could make your emotions feel like they're on a roller-coaster designed by Einstein himself. One minute you're studying quantum physics, the next you're crying over a rerun of The X Files. It's okay, we've all been there...just me? Alright, moving on. Saturn is also in the mix, which might bring about feelings of responsibility and structure. Try not to be too hard on yourself, Pisces. Remember, even Dana Scully had her off days. And let's not forget about Neptune, your ruling planet, who's decided to join the party. This could amplify your creativity and intuition. So, if you've been thinking about creating a conspiracy theory board about why socks always disappear in the dryer, now's the time! The New Moon is about 29.5 days old, so we're at the end of one lunar cycle and the beginning of another. Expect changes, revelations, and possibly the urge to howl at the moon. Just don't do it in a populated area, we don't want another 'werewolf sighting' headline. The next full moon is on the 25th of March, 2024, at precisely 7:01:37. Not that we're keeping track or anything... okay maybe we are, but hey, science! So, Pisces, gear up for a bumpy, exciting ride with the cosmos. Just remember, in the words of Fox Mulder, "The truth is out there." But also, "Don't forget to do your laundry." #PiscesParty #AstroNerd #MoonMadness #SaturnStructure #NeptuneNerdOut #XFilesAstrology #MissingSockConspiracy

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.03.2024 08:52:01 (pis-10-03-2024)

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