By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 14 March 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Ready for a Galactic Plot Twist? Pluto's Retrograde is About to Flip Your Fishbowl Upside Down!"

We are currently in the sign of Pisces

The Moon moves to Pisces in 23 days, at Saturday, 06 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 338 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus is currently in Pisces

Mars moves to Pisces in 9 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hello there, my fabulous fishy friends! Looks like you're hosting a planetary party in your sign with Venus, Saturn, and Neptune all hanging out in Pisces. It's like a celestial conga line in your honor! Your ruling planet Neptune, who's been crashing at your place for a while, is adding a touch of enchantment to your life. Think of it as a fairy godmother sprinkling pixie dust... but the fairy godmother is a giant gaseous planet and the pixie dust is more of a metaphysical thing. Venus, the goddess of love, has also popped by to bring some warmth and affection to you. If you've been feeling a bit lonely, this is the perfect time to connect with others. And by "connect", I don't mean just sending them memes on the intergalactic internet. Although, it's always fun to share a good "Alien felines doing silly things" video. #GalacticCatMemes Saturn, the taskmaster of the group, is here to remind you to get serious. But not too serious! Remember, even Saturn has its lighter side, with its icy rings and all. You might feel a little more responsible, but take it from me - responsibility can be fun if you turn it into a game. Like "Who can finish their taxes while balancing on one foot?" or "How many chores can you do within one episode of Firefly?" #ResponsibilityIsTheNewFun Lastly, the Waxing Crescent moon being 4.5 days old is like the universe's way of giving you a high-five. It's time to set intentions, dream big, and start new projects. Or, you know, finally start that model spaceship kit you've had sitting on your shelf. #MoonHighFive Remember, Pisces, when the stars align like this, it's a cosmic call to action. So, prepare your space suits, adjust your nerd glasses, and let's dance with the universe! #CosmicCongaLine

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.03.2024 08:52:01 (pis-14-03-2024)

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