"Fishy Business Ahead: Pisces, Your Planets are Aligning like a Cosmic Sushi Roll!"
The next Pisces will start in 220 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 20 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 224 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 242 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 253 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Pisces, my fishy friends, I've been peering through my trusty telescope and plotting celestial coordinates like a nerd at a Star Trek convention. I see some major "retro" vibes coming your way with both Saturn and Neptune in retrograde in your sign! It’s like the cosmic equivalent of wearing bell-bottoms and tie-dye t-shirts again. #RetrogradeRave
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Dude, what does that mean?" Well, prepare for a blast from the past, as you're likely to experience déjà vu on steroids. Old lessons may resurface (probably the ones you "forgot" to learn), and unresolved issues might pop up like an annoying game of cosmic whack-a-mole. #SaturnSchoolOfHardKnocks
With Neptune also doing its reverse boogie in your sign, your dreams may get more screen time than Netflix. Keep a dream journal or, heck, start a YouTube channel about it. It's your subconscious trying to tell you something, like how Yoda communicates with Luke Skywalker. #DreamsSpeakVolumes
As for the moon, it's chilling out in its Waning Crescent phase. This is a time for reflection, relaxation, and maybe indulging in that tub of galaxy-themed ice cream you've been saving for special moments. The next full moon isn't until August 1st, so make sure to get your moon-bathing gear ready. #MoonGlowVibes
In summary, embrace the retro, listen to your dreams, and chill with the moon. Remember, you’re not just a drop in the ocean, you're the entire ocean in a drop, as Rumi would say… or was that a hippie at Woodstock? Either way, peace out, Pisces! #PiscesPower
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SignToday Is Posting: 14.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-14-07-2023)