"Pisces, Prepare to Warp into a Nebula of Emotion: It's Not an Alien Invasion, Just Mercury in Retrograde!"
The next Pisces will start in 124 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 6 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 128 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 146 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 157 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Hey there, Pisces! So, Saturn and Neptune decided to pull a Back to the Future move on you, huh? Both are in retrograde in your sign. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does this mean for me?" Well, buckle up, fishy friend, because we're about to dive into the cosmos!
Saturn, that old taskmaster, going retrograde in your sign is like your Wi-Fi going out right before the season finale of your favorite show. It's a bit of a bummer, but it's also an opportunity to read that book you've been meaning to get to. (Or, more likely, scroll through your phone's data until it fixes itself.)
Neptune, your ruling planet, is also pulling a U-turn in your star sign. Imagine Spock suddenly declaring his love for interpretive dance. Unsettling, right? But remember, it's all part of the cosmic plan. You might find yourself questioning reality, like when you thought you saw a unicorn but it was just a very festive horse.
With the Waxing Crescent moon being only 3.5 days old, it's younger than the leftovers in your fridge. This lunar phase speaks of new beginnings—like deciding to finally toss those leftovers.
So, here's the deal: Saturn retrograde urges you to slow down and reassess your life goals. Are you aiming for Starfleet Commander or content with being a Redshirt? Neptune retrograde will help you peel back layers of reality to reveal deeper truths, like finally realizing Klingon opera is actually a metaphor for existential angst.
In conclusion, Pisces, embrace this cosmic kerfuffle. Chill out, question everything, and don't forget to recycle your old pizza boxes. It's time to boldly go where no fish has gone before!
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SignToday Is Posting: 18.10.2023 08:52:01 (pis-18-10-2023)