"Pisces, Brace Yourself for an Astrological Splash Down: Neptune Enters Retrograde, And It's About to Get Soggier Than a Squid's Slumber Party!"
The next Pisces will start in 213 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 13 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 217 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 235 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 246 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Alright, my Piscean friends, let's talk about your cosmic weather forecast, Star Trek style!
Saturn, the Borg of our solar system, is currently doing the time warp again, aka it's retrograde in your sign. This could mean that Resistance is Futile, right? Not quite, my space explorers! It's actually a fantastic time to re-evaluate your collective...I mean, personal goals. Imagine you've just stepped into a parallel universe where all your dreams are possible (and no, you're not stuck in a holodeck). Saturn is giving you the chance to redefine your boundaries, just like when Seven of Nine became more human than Borg.
Now onto Neptune, our resident Dream Master, also retrograde in your constellation. Normally, this would cause more confusion than a Vulcan trying to understand human humor. But fear not, fellow Trekkies! This actually means your intuition is about to get a serious upgrade, like moving from a tricorder to full-on Betazoid telepathy!
And last but not least, we have a waxing crescent moon, currently just a 3.2 days old toddler. This phase is all about growth and creation. So, seize this opportunity to launch your new projects faster than a warp 9 escape from a Romulan Warbird!
So, dear Pisces, dive into your imaginative ocean, take a lesson from Seven of Nine’s journey, and remember to keep your phasers set to 'stun'. After all, there's no need for violence in the exploration of our inner galaxies.
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