By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 22 July 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Galaxy of Giggles: Neptune's Aligning to Make Your Life Feel Like an Episode of Stargate!"

The next Pisces will start in 212 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 12 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 216 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 234 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 245 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Pisces. So, I heard Saturn and Neptune are both in retrograde in your sign? Well, buckle up, 'cause it's gonna be a ride wilder than trying to outrun a Star Destroyer in the Kessel Run. Now, Saturn, the big ol' taskmaster of the cosmos, is on a vacation in your sign - and he's not the most fun guest to have around. You're going to feel like you've got a Wookiee-sized workload on your shoulders. Just remember, no one's asking you to do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. Pace yourself. As for Neptune, it's like having a Jedi mind trick played on you. Your dreams might get hazy, and your intuition might go as haywire as R2-D2 after a bad software update. But don't worry, this is not the apocalypse you're looking for. Now, about that waxing crescent moon... It's a bit like a half-built Death Star — not yet fully operational, but still packing plenty of potential. Use this time to fuel up, plan your next move, and maybe even try a new hairstyle. Who knows? You might end up with a look as iconic as my vest. Remember, even in the messiest asteroid fields, there's always an escape route. Trust your instincts, Pisces, and may the force (of the planets) be with you. #PiscesHoroscope #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #WaxingCrescentMoon #HanSoloStyle

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-22-07-2023)

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