By The Chip Witch on Monday, 24 July 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourself for Temporal Whirlwinds and Intergalactic Fish Fiestas: Your Universe is About to Get Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey!"

The next Pisces will start in 210 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 10 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 214 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 232 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 243 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Pisces, my intergalactic fish-friends! 🐠🚀 Who knew that Saturn, the biggest stick-in-the-mud of our solar system, decided to do the moonwalk backwards into your sign? Yikes! But fear not, we have some good news too. Neptune, your ruling planet, also decided to throw it in reverse in your sign as well. Seems like you're hosting the Retrograde Party of the century! 🎉 Firstly, let's tackle Saturn. The big ringed planet is all about discipline, lessons, and maturity. With it going retrograde, you may feel like you're running the Death Star with a crew of stormtroopers who can't shoot straight. Expect some life lessons coming at you faster than a Millennium Falcon on hyperdrive. But remember, like Leia, you can handle it. You've got this, Pisces! Just maybe avoid any trash compactors for the time being. Now onto Neptune. This planet is all about dreams, spirituality, and intuition. With it also in retrograde, it's like having Yoda in your head, constantly whispering, "Trust the force, Pisces, you must." You may find yourself more in tune with the mystical side of the universe, but remember, lightsabers and intuition are great, but they don't substitute a good blaster at your side. So, balance is key! As for the First Quarter moon, it's still a baby at 5.9 days old. This phase is all about action. So, put on your favorite roguish grin, adjust your blaster belt, and get ready to tackle those challenges. I see a lot of "I love you" - "I know" moments in your future. 😉 In conclusion, buckle up, Pisces. It's going to be an exciting ride! Remember: You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. May the Force (and the stars) be with you. #PiscesPower #StarWarsAstrology #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #QuarterMoonMagic

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-24-07-2023)

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