"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Fishbowl: The Universe Tangles its Fishing Line!"
The next Pisces will start in 239 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 12 days, at Friday, 07 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 243 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 261 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 272 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Ahoy there, Pisces me matey! It's time to delve into the cosmic world of your horoscope, brought to you by none other than yours truly, Arnold J Rimmer. So buckle up, smegheads, because this star-studded journey is about to get wilder than a night spent with a Polymorph!
With Saturn going all retrograde on you in Pisces, I'd say it's high time to channel your inner Captain Hollister and take command of your life. No more dilly-dallying, fish-folks! Let's face it; you've been swimming in circles like a headless chicken (or should I say, fish?) for far too long.
Now, with Neptune cozying up in your sign, the universe is practically screaming at you to embrace your water-logged creativity and let it flow like a river of curry from the Indian Ocean. Trust me; you'll be Picasso-ing your way through life in no time.
And let's not forget the First Quarter moon, which is now officially older than one of Lister's socks. That's right, at 6.5 days old, it's urging you to push forward and make some waves in your personal life. You know, maybe even give that special someone a smooch, if you catch my drift. Just don't go full-on Todhunter and end up with a broken heart, alright?
In conclusion, Pisces, it's time to take charge, embrace your artistic side, and ride the wave of love. Just remember, the universe works in mysterious ways, much like Lister's attempts at cooking. So, hold on tight and enjoy the ride!
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SignToday Is Posting: 25.06.2023 08:52:01 (pis-25-06-2023)