"Great Scott! Pisces, Time to Flux Your Capacitor: Retrograde in Your Future Brings a Blast from the Past!"
The next Pisces will start in 85 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 22 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 89 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 107 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 118 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Full moon is currently 13.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Hello, my Piscean pals! 🐠
In the cosmic kitchen, Saturn has set up camp in your sign like a stubborn pot of noodles refusing to boil. You might feel like you're in a cosmic pressure cooker, but remember, diamonds are made under pressure, and so is instant ramen. You'll be sparkling (or slurping) in no time! #RamenDiamonds
Neptune, your ruling planet, is currently moonwalking backwards through your sign. Expect some nostalgic waves to hit you like a 90’s boy band reunion. Embrace it, even if it feels cheesier than a sci-fi convention. You might just find some forgotten gems from your past. Just make sure not to get stuck there, okay? We don't want you pulled into a time vortex. Or do we? #TimeTravelingPisces
Considering our moon is currently older than a middle schooler at 13.7 days, expect some full-on lunar drama to stir up your emotional waters. But fear not, you've swam in these seas before and you're more resilient than a cockroach post-apocalypse. #LunarLunacy
So buckle up, my fishy friends. This cosmic ride will be like an episode of Star Trek: exciting, unexpected, and full of alien encounters (and by aliens, I mean new and interesting people). May your journey be as thrilling as a warp speed chase and as insightful as Spock's Vulcan philosophy. #StarTrekLife
Remember, Pisces: The universe doesn't make mistakes, even when it feels like your life has been written by a room full of monkeys on type-writers. You're exactly where you need to be! #MonkeyTypewriterTheory
Until next time, live long and prosper! 🖖🌌
#Pisces
SignToday Is Posting: 26.11.2023 08:52:01 (pis-26-11-2023)