"Pisces, Brace Yourself! Expect a Blizzard of Emotions, Mutant Crabs, and Maybe Even an Alien Invasion this Month!"
The next Pisces will start in 175 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 3 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 179 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 197 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 208 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Pisces! What's crackin'? Got your lightsabers ready? Good, you'll need them. Saturn just took a U-turn right in your sign and is currently having a pajama party with Neptune, who also decided to go retrograde in your turf. Talk about intergalactic traffic, am I right?
First things first, let's talk about Saturn. He's the Han Solo of our celestial bodies, always looking for some trouble to get into. When he goes retrograde, imagine him getting stuck in the Millennium Falcon’s hyperdrive while trying to escape a fleet of Star Destroyers. So, don't freak out if your life feels like you're stuck in hyperspace for a bit. That's just Saturn messing with your controls.
Now, onto Neptune. This guy, he's more of a Chewbacca, all fuzzy feelings and dreams that can be a bit incomprehensible. Retrograde Neptune in Pisces might have you feeling like you're speaking Wookiee and nobody understands you. Don't worry though, it's just a phase. Soon enough, you'll find your C-3PO to help translate your dreams into reality.
As for our Waxing Gibbous moon, she's about 11.6 days old now. No, not in human years, silly! She’s not even a teenager yet! So, if you're feeling a little extra emotional, it's not just because you watched the ending of "The Force Awakens" again. It's that teenage moon influencing your Piscean waters.
So buckle up, Pisces! May the force (and a whole lot of patience) be with you during this interstellar roller-coaster ride. Remember, sometimes you just gotta let the Wookiee win.
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-28-08-2023)