By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 25 July 2024
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

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The next Sagittarius will start in 120 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 20 days, at Wednesday, 14 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 101 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 85 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Howdy, Sagittarius! This here is your favorite astrologer-slash-science-nerd, bringing you the cosmic lowdown. The Waning Gibbous moon is sitting pretty at 19.1 days old, like a big ol' cheese wheel in the sky, just past its prime but still full of flavor. Now, as a Sagittarius, you're a natural explorer, always craving new adventures. But with the moon in its current state, you might feel like you've been left with the last piece of pizza - cold, slightly stale, and pepperoni-less. But hey, don't let that get your spirits down! You've got a knack for turning even the most mundane situations into epic quests. Maybe it's time to explore the depths of your fridge? You never know, there could be a forgotten tub of ice cream hiding behind that suspiciously green Tupperware. So, grab your metaphorical compass, put on your adventure hat, and make the best out of this less-than-ideal lunar lunacy. Remember, even Indiana Jones had to start somewhere, and I'm pretty sure it was his own kitchen. This week, your luck lies in stale leftovers and unexpected sweetness. Get creative, and don't forget to wash your hands before and after your epic quest. And if you see a shape-shifting alien from another planet, remember - flame throwers are your best bet. #MoonCheese #SagittariusExplorer #FridgeAdventures #StayCleanStaySafe #IndianaJonesOfLeftovers #TheThingInYourFridge

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.07.2024 08:22:01 (sag-25-07-2024)

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