Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for Interstellar Shenanigans: Your Planets are Playing Musical Chairs this Month!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 270 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 6 days, at Sunday, 03 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 251 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 235 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Full moon is currently 16.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Alright, alright, all you fiery Sagittarians, grab your quivers and let's get galactic. With the full moon being 16.4 days old, we're talking "mid-life crisis" kinda old, it's time for some lunar enlightenment. The Milky Way is sending you a cosmic PS4 controller with a low battery warning! You're adventurous, yes, but remember, even Indiana Jones had to recharge his whip sometimes…or was it his hat? Anyway, make sure to plug yourself into the galaxy's cosmic USB port and rejuvenate. Jupiter, your ruling planet, is doing the cha-cha with Mars, which means you might be feeling more ambitious than usual. But hey, don't let that turn you into a space invader. Remember, no one likes someone who hogs all the asteroids. And speaking of asteroids, Saturn's rings are spinning faster than a UFO on caffeine, which could throw your love life into a bit of a flux. If you’re single, you might find yourself attracted to an Aquarius. If you’re already hitched, things might get a bit...well, let’s just say, more interesting than spotting a UFO in broad daylight. So, remember: recharge, respect boundaries, and keep an open mind. The cosmos is working in your favor, Sagittarius, even if it feels like you’re playing multi-dimensional chess with Spock. #Sagittarius #FullMoonFrolics #Nerdstrology #GalacticGiggles

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.02.2024 08:22:01 (sag-26-02-2024)