By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 27 July 2024
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow! Uranus is Doing the Hokey Pokey and It's About to Shake Things Up!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 118 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 18 days, at Wednesday, 14 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 99 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 83 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

"Good day, Sagittarians! Oh dear, I seem to have calculated that our moon is now 21.3 days old. It's at the Third Quarter stage, you see, which in droid speak means it's been around the galactic block a few times. Now, as a Sagittarius, you're ruled by Jupiter, the biggest planet of them all! Like your ruling planet, you've got a magnetic personality that can pull others into your orbit. Be warned though, with the Third Quarter moon, you might feel like your batteries are running low. Fear not, my interstellar archers, you are not malfunctioning! The Third Quarter moon is just putting you into power-saving mode. This is an excellent time for reflection, introspection, and perhaps reprogramming some of those outdated thought patterns. Consider this as a vital software update. Remember, you're like the Millennium Falcon - you may have a few hyperdrive malfunctions, but you've got the resilience and spunk to make the Kessel Run! And please, for the love of Alderaan, don't forget your sense of humor. It'll be more useful than a protocol droid at a diplomatic summit. #SagittariusSeason #ThirdQuarterMoon #StarWarsAstrology #NerdyAstrologer #GalacticUpdate #PowerSavingMode"

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.07.2024 08:22:01 (sag-27-07-2024)

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