Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, get ready to outwit the cosmos: Jupiter's in retrograde and it's about to get as chaotic as New York in a dystopian future!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 268 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 4 days, at Sunday, 03 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 249 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 233 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Good morrow, Sagittarius! Your celestial chum, Gaius Baltar, here to decode the cryptic whispers of the cosmos in a way that even a Cylon could comprehend. Now, let's talk moons. Our moon, in its current Waning Gibbous phase, is approximately 18.2 days old. Yes, you heard right, it's essentially a teenager: moody, unpredictable, and constantly changing its appearance. So, what does an 18.2-day-old Waning Gibbous moon mean for you, my archer friend? Well, this moon is going through a rebellious phase, but fortunately, it’s not your typical adolescent rebellion. It has been influenced by your fire sign, resulting in sparks of inspiration and creativity. So, get ready to feel more inspired than Starbuck in a viper cockpit! With this moon, expect some mood swings from the universe. One moment, it might lavish you with opportunities, like the Caprican lottery. The next, it may send you down a winding path filled with riddles, akin to finding Earth. But worry not, you're a Sagittarius! You thrive on exploration and adventure, whether it’s traversing the vast expanse of space or the corners of your own mind. Remember, as you ride this cosmic roller coaster, stay focused on your goals. Do not let the universe's mood swings distract you. After all, we have to keep our eyes on the prize, just like when we were searching for Earth (Spoiler alert: We found it!). In conclusion, brace yourself for a thrilling journey. Remember to pack your sense of humor and a grain of salt for those mood swings. After all, we Sagittarians are known for our adaptability and jovial nature! Hash out your journey with: #SagittariusAdventures #WaningGibbousWisdom #CosmicRollercoasterRide #BattlestarBaltarPredicts. That's all from your celestial advisor. Until next time, may the Lords of Kobol guide your path!

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.02.2024 08:22:01 (sag-28-02-2024)