Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Build Bridges, Not Walls - Your Stars Say It's Negotiation Time!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 236 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The moon is currently in Sagittarius

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 217 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 201 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Gather 'round, oh adventurous Sagittarians! Your ruling planet, Jupiter, is really putting on a razzle-dazzle show in the sky tonight, and the moon, currently stationed in your sign, is looking rather dapper too. It's like a cosmic cocktail party up there, and you're the guest of honour. #StarStuddedSags Now, the moon is presently 20.4 days old which, in lunar years, is old enough to have developed a taste for obscure indie music and start using words like "non-binary" and "climate crisis". And being in its Third Quarter, this moon is experiencing some serious mid-life crises. #QuarterLifeCrisis So, what does this all mean for you, my intrepid Archer? Well, first things first - brace yourself for a sudden influx of weird dreams. I'm talking about those ones where you're flying a spaceship with your third-grade maths teacher while trying to rescue a giant hamster from a black hole. Yep, pretty standard really. #DreamDiaries Also, your intuition will be as sharp as a pointy thing on a pointy day. Use this to your advantage, perhaps by finally figuring out if your houseplant is actually sentient or if it's just your imagination. #PlantWhisperer There might be a bit of tension in the air, like when you're trying to explain quantum physics to a flat-earther. Just remember to breathe, possibly meditate, or even better, do some yoga while watching reruns of Red Dwarf. #SmegHeadYoga In conclusion, dear Sagittarius, strap in for a wild ride this week. You've got the charisma of Lister, the brains of Kryten, and hopefully none of the luck of Rimmer. #SpaceAceSag So, keep your phasers set to fun, and remember - in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's on social media. #AstroTweet

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.03.2024 08:22:01 (sag-31-03-2024)