Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by a Wave of Cosmic Sarcasm - Brace Your Alien Antennae for Mercury's Next Retrograde Tango!"

The next Scorpio will start in 216 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 7 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 207 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 186 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Scorpios! The Waxing Gibbous moon is 11.2 days old, just like that cheese you've been debating whether to eat or not in your fridge. Well, here's your sign from the Universe: #JustEatTheCheese. The Waxing Gibbous phase is all about refinement and evaluation. Much like you deciding if that cheese has now achieved a blue-vein status, you're being asked to take stock of what's working in your life and what's... well, a bit moldy. This moon phase is also about taking action. Remember that Death Star model you've been meaning to build? The one that's been gathering dust since you decided to binge-watch the whole Babylon 5 series for the umpteenth time? Now's the time to get on it, my little space explorers! The force is strong with this moon phase, and it's time to harness that energy. #StarWarsVibes Scorpios, as we know, are all about transformation, and let's face it, change can be as scary as seeing Jar Jar Binks in high definition. But remember, even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise... or in your case, the Death Star will be built and the Ewoks will celebrate. So get out there, embrace the changes and remember to always keep your lightsaber nearby... you never know when life will throw you a plot twist! Remember, you're the Han Solo of your own story. So, don't let the Wookies, or any other obstacles, stand in your way. Embrace the path that's illuminated by the Waxing Gibbous moon. And above all, may the force be with you, Scorpio! #AstrologyNerd #ScorpioSeason #WaxOnWaxGibbous

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-21-03-2024)