"Scorpio's Stars Align: Prepare For a Cosmic Makeover, Just Remember, No Capes!"
The next Scorpio will start in 215 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 6 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 206 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024
Venus moves to Scorpio in 185 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Greetings, Scorpios! 🦂
Oh, just when you thought you were in control of your destiny, the cosmos is here to say, "Hold my beer." The Waxing Gibbous moon, currently 12.1 days old (and yes, I counted), is on the celestial stage, and it's pulling your puppet strings with more zeal than a caffeine-addicted toddler on Christmas morning!
Here’s the dealio: this moon phase is all about reflection, growth, and coming into your full power. But remember, power isn't always about muscle flexing. Sometimes, it's about secretly replacing all the sugar in your co-worker's desk with salt. #EvilGenius #ScorpioSchemes
This week, your ruling planet Mars is playing footsie with Neptune. You might experience a surge of creativity, idealism, and perhaps a strange desire to take up interpretive dance. Don't worry, it's not a mid-life crisis, just the universe having a bit of a giggle at your expense. #DanceLikeNoOneIsWatching
With Venus strutting through your 7th house, your relationships are going to be as smooth as a freshly waxed surfboard. But don't get too comfortable, that could still lead to a wipeout if you’re not careful. Balance, my dear Scorpios, balance. #RelationshipGoals
Remember, the stars may guide us, but they can't do our laundry. Make sure to wear clean underwear, be kind to spiders, and for goodness sake, stop leaving your wet towels on the floor.
Stay groovy, Scorpios! #StarPower🌟
#Scorpio
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