Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, it's Time to Channel Your Inner Leia: Harness the Force, Dodge Stormtroopers, and Maybe Even Kiss a Wookie...Just for Laughs!"

The next Scorpio will start in 32 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 24 days, at Monday, 16 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 30 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 74 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 20 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Scorpio! The First Quarter moon, currently aged at a cheeky 6.9 days old, is lighting up your sky like a night vision scope that's just spotted a thermal signature in the dense jungle of your life. And guess what? You're the thermal signature, my friend! Much like our pal, The Predator, you've got a keen eye for the details. I mean, who else could spot a camouflaged Arnold Schwarzenegger lying in the mud? Just remember to be cautious, as the universe has more surprises than a Predator self-destruct countdown. This week, your love life might seem like it's stuck in some sort of intergalactic dreadlock standoff. But fear not! Even Predators have bad hair days. Be patient, let your heart's cloaking device down, and allow your true feelings to become visible. In your career, you may feel like you're hanging from a tree, upside down, with no idea how you got there. But remember, a Predator uses every tool at its disposal to get the job done. So, don’t forget to use your own skills, gadgets, and alien technology to win the battle of the boardroom. Remember, Scorpios, you are the ultimate hunters in the zodiac jungle. Just like the Predator, you are powerful, mysterious, and capable of turning invisible when you don't want to deal with people. Keep on hunting, and remember to always look out for those sneaky, mud-covered Ah-nolds. #ScorpioSwag #InterstellarHunterVibes #WatchOutArnold #FirstQuarterMoonMadness

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-22-09-2023)