Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Cosmic Mood Swings, Galactic Drama, and a Chance of Alien Abductions!"

The next Scorpio will start tomorrow, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 20 days, at Sunday, 12 November, 2023

Mercury is currently in Scorpio

Venus moves to Scorpio in 43 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hello, my passionate Scorpio friends! This week truly is all about you, isn't it? Mercury and Mars are both chilling in your sign, causing a cosmic traffic jam that would make an LA freeway blush. #ScorpioSeason #CosmicCongestion Now, Mercury is known for his chatty ways, but don’t expect him to be blabbering away like a malfunctioning Wall-E unit. Nope, he's in Scorpio, so the conversation gets real deep, real fast. You'll find yourself contemplating the mysteries of the universe, like "Why do socks vanish in the laundry?" and "Is dark matter just intergalactic coffee?" #DeepThoughtsWithScorpio Mars is also hanging out in your sign, and the fiery planet in mysterious Scorpio is like a spicy salsa dance at a Star Trek convention. Expect a surge of energy to pursue your passions, but remember, not everyone understands Klingon, so communicate your desires clearly. #MarsInScorpio #KlingonLoveLanguage Our moon is in its First Quarter phase, about 8.7 days old, which is roughly the same amount of time you've been contemplating whether to get that funky haircut. The universe says, "Go for it!" Remember, your hair is like a nebula- constantly changing, full of stardust, and sometimes inexplicably frizzy. #MoonPhases #NebulaHairDontCare So gear up, Scorpios! The stars are aligning in your favor. Embrace the cosmic congestion, ponder the profound, and express your inner nerd with pride. And if all else fails, just blame it on Mercury Retrograde. #ScorpioPower #BlameItOnMercury

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.10.2023 08:12:01 (sco-23-10-2023)