"Scorpio, Resistance is Futile: Embrace the Chaotic Constellations of Klingon Love Affairs and Romulan Job Promotions!"
The next Scorpio will start in 333 days (Thursday, 23 October, 2025, 12:13 UTC)
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 4 days (Thursday, 28 November, 2024, 12:13 UTC)
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 317 days (Tuesday, 07 October, 2025, 12:13 UTC)
Venus moves to Scorpio in 348 days (Friday, 07 November, 2025, 12:13 UTC)
Mars moves to Scorpio in 302 days (Monday, 22 September, 2025, 12:13 UTC)
There are no planets in Scorpio at this time.
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
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