"May the Fourth (House) Be With You: Taurus, It's Time to Rebel Against those Stubborn Habits of Yours!"
The next Taurus will start in 294 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 10 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 320 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 304 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 344 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Hello Taurus, my trusty space bull. Now, hold on to your horns because things are about to get interesting! Right off the bat, we must address the galaxy-size elephants in the room - Jupiter and Uranus have decided to bunk together in your sign.
Now, Jupiter is like that fun uncle who slides you sweets when mum's not looking. It's all about expansion, growth, and good vibes. Having Jupiter around usually means a lot of luck and prosperity, but remember, even good things can be a bit... excessive. Make sure to balance out those extra slices of cosmic cake with some spiritual broccoli. You don't want to end up with a case of cosmic indigestion.
Uranus, on the other hand, is like that eccentric cousin who collects stamps and has an unhealthy obsession with alpacas. It's all about change, innovation, and surprise. Expect the unexpected!
So, what does this mean? Well, it's going to be a bit like hosting a house party with a bunch of intergalactic guests. Things might get a little chaotic, but it'll certainly be memorable. Just keep your hooves grounded and remember to enjoy the journey.
Oh, and let's not forget about our lovely waxing gibbous moon, currently 12.3 days old. Not quite a teenager yet, but it's definitely going through that awkward phase. This phase is all about reflection and evaluation. So, take some time to moo-nder (sorry, couldn't resist) over your choices and decisions. Remember, no regrets, just lessons learned!
In conclusion, dear Taurus, brace yourself for an interstellar rollercoaster. There might be a few loop-de-loops and sudden drops, but you've got the strength and resilience to ride it out. And maybe, just maybe, you'll find that the biggest adventure was the friends (or planets) we made along the way.
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SignToday Is Posting: 01.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-01-07-2023)