"Brace Yourself, Taurus: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead - Time to Invest in Planetary Peace Bonds!"
The next Taurus will start in 263 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 6 days, at Monday, 07 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 289 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 273 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 313 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 14.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Alright Taurus, buckle up, because with Jupiter and Uranus both chillin' in your sign, you're about to be the cosmic equivalent of a double espresso shot - strong, bold, and probably causing palpitations in everyone around you.
First things first, Jupiter in Taurus is like having your favorite uncle come visit, bringing presents and stories that light up your world. You're set to experience mega growth, abundance, and optimism. But remember, Jupiter is also notorious for overindulgence. So, if you find yourself at the all-you-can-eat buffet, maybe skip the third helping of fried chicken. Think of it as cosmic calorie counting.
Now, Uranus. Picture it like Spock from Star Trek, beaming into your living room, challenging your norms with his Vulcan logic. It's here to shake things up, pushing you towards change and innovation. Your comfort zone? Gone. Your routine? Outta window. Embrace the chaos, my bovine buddies. There's a revolution coming, and you're leading the charge.
Lastly, we've got a full moon that is 14.2 days old, which is like, a teenager in moon years? Expect mood swings and a stubborn refusal to 'go to bed' on time. The illumination will bring clarity, but with it comes a touch of drama. Don't worry though, you're a Taurus. Drama is your middle name, right after "Stubborn" and "Loves Naps".
In short, Taurus, you're in for a wild ride. Good luck, and may the stars guide you (and also provide you some antacids for that buffet).
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SignToday Is Posting: 01.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-01-08-2023)