"Taurus, Lock Up Your Lawnmowers! Venus Heads into Retrograde, and Your Garden Gnomes May Develop a Bit of Attitude!"
The next Taurus will start in 230 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus tomorrow, at Monday, 04 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 256 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 240 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 280 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Taurus, you stubborn ol' bull! Looks like you've got Jupiter parked in your celestial driveway. That’s like having a cosmic pizza delivery guy showing up with an extra-large supreme pie of good luck, expansion, and abundance. Just remember to tip him!
Now, I hate to be the bearer of weird news, but Uranus is also hanging out in Taurus, and it's decided to go all retrograde on us. It's like your tech-savvy grandpa who suddenly starts texting you in ancient Sanskrit. Expect the unexpected, kiddo! You could find yourself performing a spontaneous interpretive dance in front of your boss, or suddenly getting the urge to adopt 5 cats named after different types of cheese.
Remember the Waning Gibbous moon? Yeah, she's about 18.4 days old right now. As the moon shrinks, it's a great time to let go of old baggage. Like that collection of alien figurines from your ex. Or maybe it's time to stop trying to make "fetch" happen. It's not going to happen.
To sum it up: Embrace the chaos, tip your pizza guy, and for crying out loud, let "fetch" go. #TaurusHoroscope #CosmicChaos #JupiterPizza
And remember, it's just a phase - both the moon and your life. So let's roll with it, space cowboy!
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 03.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-03-09-2023)