"Alien Alert: Taurus, You're Drooling More Than a Xenomorph in a Spaceship Air Duct This Week!"
The next Taurus will start in 228 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The moon is currently in Taurus
Mercury moves to Taurus in 254 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 238 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 278 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Greetings, bovine star-children of the cosmos! Prepare yourselves for the Taurian trifecta! The moon, Jupiter, and Uranus are all lounging about in your sign like they've rented it out for a cosmic Airbnb. You might feel like you're hosting an interstellar party that you didn't even know you were throwing.
The Moon, your celestial roommate, is cashing in on its 20.5-day-old wisdom. It's at that perfect age where it's not too young to have a good time, but not so old it forgets where it left its keys. In layman’s terms, expect a lot of moony energy: intuition, emotions, and maybe a little bit of late-night snacking.
Now, onto our big boy Jupiter. Oh, Jupiter, the planet of expansion and luck, has decided to walk backwards right through your front yard (retrograde, for those unversed in space lingo). But don't fret, Taurus! It's not all doom and gloom. When Jupiter goes retro, it's like a cosmic spring cleaning, time to clear out old beliefs and make room for new truth.
And then there's Uranus. Normally, this planet is all about shaking things up, but in retrograde, it's more like a slightly tipsy uncle doing the Macarena at a wedding - unpredictable, but mostly harmless.
So, what does this all mean for you, my bull-headed buddies? Expect a week of introspection, change, and maybe a few surprise visitors from your past (hopefully not literal aliens, but hey, it's 2021, who knows?).
Remember to keep your hooves on the ground, your horns held high and maybe invest in some extra snack foods. The cosmos is coming over for a sleepover, and it looks like it's going to be a long one.
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SignToday Is Posting: 05.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-05-09-2023)