"Brace for Impact, Taurus: Even your Stubbornness Can't Deflect These Planetary Shenanigans!"
The next Taurus will start in 137 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 17 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 163 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 147 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 187 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Greetings, celestial Taurus bovines! Your planetary dance card is looking rather retro right now. Jupiter, the big guy on the cosmic block, is moonwalking through your sign. And guess who decided to join the reverse conga line? That's right - Uranus, the wild child of the solar system!
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Oh great, two massive celestial bodies are doing the backwards shuffle in my sign. What's next? Mercury starts beatboxing?" But don't fret! This isn't a cosmic catastrophe – it's a celestial sitcom!
Jupiter retrograde in Taurus is like a giant cosmic Santa Claus, he's making a list, checking it twice, and figuring out where he left his sleigh keys. It's a time for expansion, growth, and maybe a little extra padding around the middle (hey, those mince pies aren't going to eat themselves!).
Meanwhile, Uranus retrograde is shaking things up, like a mad scientist with a particle accelerator and a new set of beakers. Expect the unexpected, and maybe invest in some rubber-soled shoes... just in case.
The lunar phase is currently at a 22.2 day old Third Quarter moon, which is like the middle-aged man of the lunar cycle. He's seen some things, he's a bit worn around the edges, but there's still a bit of a twinkle in his eye. A time for reflection, introspection, and probably a little bit of manscaping.
So buckle up, Taurus! The universe might be moving in reverse, but you're moving full steam ahead. And if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or better yet, invent a lemon-powered rocket and show the cosmos how it's done!
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SignToday Is Posting: 05.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-05-12-2023)