"Starry Forecast for Taurus: Bullish On Love But Bearish On Burritos - Prepare for a Cosmic Rumble!"
The next Taurus will start in 105 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 13 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 131 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 115 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 155 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hello there, Taurus Bull! Buckle up because this horoscope is set to warp speed.
With Jupiter in your sign, brace yourself for some serious expansion - we're talking Universe size expansion here. You'll feel like a black hole of ambition, sucking in all the opportunities that come your way. But be careful, not everything that gets sucked into a black hole turns out well...just ask any particle unfortunate enough to cross the event horizon!
Uranus is also hanging out in your sign, but it's in retrograde. That means any attempts at rebellion or changing the status quo might backfire faster than a hyperdrive with a malfunctioning naquadah reactor. Best approach? Think of yourself as Teal’c facing a Jaffa rebellion: cool, calm, and with an eyebrow always ready to lift in skepticism.
The Waning Crescent moon, at 24.1 days old, suggests it's time to wrap up old projects. Much like how we had to wrap up the Ori storyline (spoiler alert?), you'll find closure and satisfaction in tying off loose ends.
Remember, Taurus, just like the Stargate, life is a constant journey through the cosmos of unknowns. So, raise your Sodan invisibility cloak high, face those unfathomable cosmic forces with a Daniel Jackson-esque curiosity, and charge ahead with the tenacity of a Goa'uld System Lord.
May the force...oops wrong universe... May the Ancients guide your path! #TaurusLife #StargateStyle #JupiterInTaurus #UranusRetrograde #WaningCrescentMoon #AstroNerd
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SignToday Is Posting: 06.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-06-01-2024)