"RoBOvine Alert: Taurus, Prepare for Planetary Pat-Downs - It's Not Personal, Just Uranus Being Pushy!"
The next Taurus will start in 37 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The moon is currently in Taurus
Mercury moves to Taurus in 63 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 47 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 87 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Howdy Taurus! Looks like you've got quite the cosmic hoedown happening in your sign. Moon, Jupiter, and Uranus all decided to show up for the shindig, and they didn't bring any of that cheap store-bought potato salad, either. Y'all are in for some serious celestial shenanigans!
Your old friend the moon is waxing crescent and a spry 4.4 days old, just a baby really. But don't let his youth fool you, he's packing plenty of influence. Now's the time to saddle up and chase down those dreams of yours. Think of it as a space cowboy posse ride for your wildest ambitions. Yeehaw!
And what's this? Jupiter's here too? Well, that big ol' gas giant is all about growth and expansion. With him in your corner, you're liable to feel like you've got enough energy to power a Firefly-class transport ship. Don't be afraid to use that boost to your advantage, but remember, even Serenity had its limits.
Now, Uranus. That unpredictable rascal, always stirring up the pot. He's all about change, the unexpected kind. It might make you feel like you're navigating an asteroid field blindfolded, but when the dust settles, you'll realize that those changes were just what you needed.
So Taurus, grab your browncoat and your bravest smile. The stars are lining up for a wild ride. Remember: no power in the 'verse can stop you!
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SignToday Is Posting: 14.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-14-03-2024)