Taurus Report

"May the Bull be With You: Taurus Navigates Life Faster Than the Speed of Light, Hopefully Not Into a Death Star!"

The next Taurus will start in 128 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 8 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 154 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 138 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 178 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The New moon is currently 1.4 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Alright, Taurus! I'm here, your friendly neighborhood science-loving stargazer, to deliver some cosmic news. Jupiter's pulled a sneaky on us, gone retrograde in your sign. And guess what? Uranus is playing copycat and doing the same darn thing! It's not enough they both decided to hang out in your sign, now they're moonwalking like Michael Jackson at the Motown 25! Now, I know what you're thinking, "Great, more retrogrades, just what I needed." But hold onto your space boots, because we've got a new moon that's barely a toddler at 1.4 days old. That's right, this baby moon is still wearing diapers! So, what does this mean for you, my stubborn Bull? Well, with Jupiter going backwards, expect some deep introspection. Think of it as Jupiter pulling out an old yearbook and making you look at your embarrassing middle school pictures. Yeah, it's cringe-worthy and you might have had a mullet, but it's all part of your growth, baby! Uranus, on the other hand, is pulling the rug out from under any plans you thought were set in stone. So, expect the unexpected. Like finding out that the guacamole is extra... after you've already ordered it. But fear not, this baby moon brings with it new beginnings. Use this time to start fresh, like a space explorer on a new planet, or a hippie at a fresh tie-dye party. Stay cool, Taurus. Remember, the universe doesn't do anything without reason, even if that reason is to remind you that you once paired socks with sandals and called it fashion. #JupiterRetrograde #UranusRetrograde #NewMoonBaby #GalacticGrowth #GuacamoleIsExtra #CosmicChaos #TaurusTurbulence

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-14-12-2023)