"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Defend Against a Meteor Shower of Change!"
The next Taurus will start in 248 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 19 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 274 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 258 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 298 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The New moon is currently 29.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Hey Taurus, darling of the cosmos, prepare to buckle up for a cosmic roller coaster ride! Jupiter, that jolly, big-bellied benefactor, is visiting your sign right now. What does that mean? Well, expect your life to expand faster than a fanboy's anime collection! But remember, just like an overstocked manga shelf, not everything will make sense immediately. It's okay, take your time.
Now, Uranus is also hanging out in your sign, and let's be honest, this planet is more unpredictable than a Ghost in the Shell plot twist. One moment you're sipping tea in tranquility, the next you're in a philosophical debate with a cybernetic organism! But hey, isn't that the spice of life?
The new moon is practically invisible, like a stealthy ninja in the night. This is your cue to start something new. Maybe get that bonsai you've always wanted, or perhaps, learn the art of origami? Whatever it is, remember, even the tallest oak tree starts as a tiny acorn.
As for the upcoming full moon, it's ready to light up your world like a neon sign in a Blade Runner cityscape. It's happening at exactly 1:37:05 AM, on August 31, 2023. Mark your calendars, folks! That's the perfect time to reveal your inner Motoko Kusanagi, be it through a daring hair change or a bold new perspective.
Remember, Taurus, you're the solid earth sign who can weather cosmic storms with the calm of a Zen master. And if things get too intense, just tell yourself: "I am a Taurus, I got this!"
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SignToday Is Posting: 16.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-16-08-2023)