"Taurus, get ready to grab the bull by the horns! Uranus is retrograde and it's not because it forgot its password for the 10th time this week!"
The next Taurus will start in 126 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 6 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 152 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 136 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 176 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hey there, #Taurus! This week is looking to be more twisted than a Twilight Zone marathon thanks to Jupiter and Uranus retrograde in your sign. The cosmic party is happening right in your living room and everyone forgot to use coasters. #RetrogradeRuckus
Jupiter, the big guy of fortune and growth, is doing the moonwalk in your sign, which means you might feel like you've been transported into a sci-fi flick directed by Stephen Hawking. Your plans for world domination may be on pause, but hey, even super villains need a day off, right? #JupiterJive
Meanwhile, Uranus (no giggling at the back, please), is also retrograde in your sign. Expect unexpected twists and turns akin to finding out that Darth Vader is your father. This is your chance to rewrite the script of your life, Taurus. And remember, plot holes are just wormholes to another dimension. #UranusUnleashed
As for the Waxing Crescent moon, it's still a baby at 3.6 days old. It's like a toddler learning to walk - cute, but unpredictable and potentially hazardous. Keep your emotional balance as best as you can. Remember: tripping over a toy dinosaur isn't the end of the world, it's the start of Jurassic Park. #MoonMayhem
Remember, Taurus, when the cosmic winds are blowing, it's time to put on your lab coat, buckle up, and enjoy the ride. Because in the immortal words of Dr. Spock, "Live long and prosper!" #AstrologyAdventures
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 16.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-16-12-2023)