By The Chip Witch on Monday, 17 April 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Whoa, Taurus! Take the Red Pill and Unplug from the Bull-atrix: Your Cosmic Forecast Awaits!"

The next Taurus will start in 4 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023

The Moon moves to Taurus in 3 days, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023

Mercury is currently in Taurus

Jupiter moves to Taurus in 30 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.4 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey there, Taurus! It's time to buckle up and blast off into hyperspace because you've got a week that's gonna be more unpredictable than the Kessel Run. With Mercury and Uranus both hanging out in your sign, it's like having Chewie and C-3PO as your cosmic co-pilots. Expect some serious communication breakthroughs and maybe a few surprise twists. Just remember, sometimes it's better to shoot first and ask questions later. 😉 As the Waning Crescent moon is currently doing its best Death Star impression at 26.4 days old, it's a call to let go of what's holding you back. Don't get cocky, kid; instead, use this time to reflect on your recent victories and plan your next daring escape. And hey, the next full moon is happening on May 5th at 17:36:47. Mark your calendars and prepare for an intergalactic party that even Lando would be proud of. Just make sure you're not too scruffy-looking for the occasion! So, Taurus, may the Force be with you as you navigate the asteroid field of life this week. Remember, you're the Han Solo of your own story, so take risks, trust your instincts, and never tell yourself the odds. #TaurusInHyperspace #ChewieWereHome #WaningCrescentWisdom #CosmicCoPilots #MayTheForceBeWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.04.2023 07:12:02 (tau-17-04-2023)

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