"Stellar News Alert: Taurus, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Cattle Drive! Uranus Promises Not to Pull Any 'Bull'-oney This Month!"
The next Taurus will start in 120 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The moon is currently in Taurus
Mercury moves to Taurus in 146 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 130 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 170 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Greetings my Taurus buddies! So, it seems that the cosmos has decided to play the ultimate game of celestial Tetris and stacked the cosmic odds in your favor.
The moon, who I like to think of as the cool aunt of the universe, is currently couchsurfing in your crib, Taurus. She’s got her feet up on your coffee table and is ready for some serious bonding time. #MoonInTaurus #FamilyReunion
Jupiter, the big kahuna of the solar system, is also hanging out in your neck of the woods. But, he's in retrograde. That's right folks, Jupiter's doing the moonwalk across your star sign. So even though his energy might be a bit, shall we say, backwards, he's still bringing some serious luck to your door. You might want to buy a lottery ticket, or maybe just double down on that kale smoothie - we all know how much you earth signs love your leafy greens. #JupiterRetrograde #LuckOnRewind
And then there's Uranus. This planet is also in retrograde, making it look like it's traveling backwards through your sign. Now, normally this would mean some chaos, but considering you're a creature of habit, dear Taurus, this might just shake things up in the best possible way. Expect the unexpected, like finding out that avocado toast actually tastes good with hot sauce. Who knew? #UranusRetrograde #ShakeItUp
With the Waxing Gibbous moon being about 10 days old, the universe is basically screaming at us to start something new. So why not take up knitting or try to decipher the language of dolphins? It’s only slightly less complicated than understanding quantum physics...or your mother-in-law. #WaxOnWaxGibbous #NewBeginnings
So, sit back, strap yourself in, and enjoy the cosmic roller coaster that is this month. Remember, you're a Taurus. You were practically born with a helmet on. #TaurusTough #BuckleUpBuddy
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SignToday Is Posting: 22.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-22-12-2023)