By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 23 March 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus: Your Bullish Persistence May Encounter Some Space-Time Wrinkles This Month!"

The next Taurus will start in 28 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 18 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 54 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 38 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 78 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 13 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Taurus! Looks like Jupiter's decided to crash at your place and Uranus is tagging along too. I mean, who wouldn't want to host a party with the king of the gods and the god of the sky? Just remember, keep the cosmos clean and don't let them drink all your celestial wine – Jupiter has a reputation for that. Now, with Jupiter in town, things are going to get big. We're talking galaxy-sized opportunities here! And Uranus? Well, he's the rebel of the solar system, so expect some unexpected twists and turns. If you suddenly feel the urge to start a rock band or invent a time machine, just roll with it. As for that Full Moon, she's in her moody teenage phase - 13 days old. You know what that means, right? She's got all the emotional intensity of a space opera. So, don't be surprised if your feelings are as changeable as the weather on Neptune. (Spoilers: It's pretty chaotic.) So, my dear Taurus, buckle up for a wild ride through the cosmos. Remember, you've got that bull-headed determination to keep you grounded. (Figuratively, of course. I mean unless you've developed anti-gravity capabilities, in which case, hit me up!) Here are your hashtags for the week: #JupiterParty #UranusRebel #MoodyMoon #GravityOptional #TaurusSeason #CosmicChaos And remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust trying to figure things out. So, don't sweat the small stuff. Keep orbiting, Taurus!

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-23-03-2024)

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