By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 23 April 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Shiny Taurus Forecast: Gorram Stars Align for Space Cows, Aimin' to Misbehave with Planetary Hoedowns!"

We are currently in the sign of Taurus

The Moon moves to Taurus in 25 days, at Thursday, 18 May, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Taurus

Jupiter moves to Taurus in 24 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, mighty Taurus! 🐂✨ In the immortal words of Flash Gordon, "Stand by for action!" It's time to buckle up and prepare for a cosmic adventure that's more thrilling than saving Earth from an evil Emperor! With Mercury in retrograde in your sign, expect the unexpected! 🌀 Miscommunications? Check. Forgotten appointments? Double check. But fear not, dear Taurus, for you are the hero of this story. Channel your inner Flash Gordon and navigate through these celestial challenges with wit and determination! 🚀 Meanwhile, Uranus is also visiting your sign (Talk about a cosmic party!). Prepare for some electrifying changes in your life. No need to panic, though: you're a resilient bull who can handle anything the universe throws at you. Embrace these changes like a true space hero! ⚡ As the Waxing Crescent moon 🌒 grows brighter, it's the perfect time to set your intentions and charge forward, even if things seem a little wacky. Remember, Flash Gordon faced many setbacks but always emerged victorious! So, Taurus, strap on your rocket boots and blast off into this whirlwind of cosmic energy. After all, it's not every day you get to be the star of your own intergalactic saga! #TaurusAdventures #FlashGordonVibes #RetrogradeRodeo #UranusParty #WaxingCrescentGoals

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.04.2023 07:12:01 (tau-23-04-2023)

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