"Steer Clear, Taurus! Uranus in Retrograde Has More Mood Swings Than a Quantum Particle on Caffeine!"
The next Taurus will start in 270 days, at Sunday, 20 April, 2025
The Moon moves to Taurus in 4 days, at Sunday, 28 July, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 291 days, at Sunday, 11 May, 2025
Venus moves to Taurus in 317 days, at Friday, 06 June, 2025
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.
Hello there, lovely Taureans! I hope you've got your space boots firmly planted because Uranus is currently Airbnb-ing in your zodiac sign and believe me, it's not here for a quiet weekend retreat. It's like the Doctor parking the TARDIS in your living room and saying "Sonic screwdrivers at the ready!" #BowTiesAreCool
Uranus is the planet of change, rebellion, and all things unexpected. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself craving fish fingers and custard or if your socks keep mysteriously disappearing. Blame it on Uranus! It's high time to embrace the weird and the wonderful. #UranusInTaurus
With the moon in its waning gibbous phase, we're definitely on the downslope towards a new lunar cycle. It's 18 days old, which in moon years, makes it an angsty teenager. Expect some lunar mood swings and maybe a few zits, metaphorically speaking. The universe is basically saying, "Hey, Taurus, you need a little shake-up!" #MoonTeenAngst
Remember, though, you're a Taurus. You're known for being steady, reliable, and sometimes as stubborn as a mule refusing to budge from a sunny spot. But let's be honest, who can blame that mule? Sunbathing sounds pretty good right about now.
This is your chance to channel your inner Gallifreyan and regenerate into something fresh. Just remember to keep your sense of humor, even when Uranus tries to throw you a surprise party you didn't ask for. You've got this, Taurus! #TimeLordVibes
Stay groovy, my cosmic bulls! May your path be lit by starlight, your heart full of adventure, and may you always find your socks when you need them. #ToTheStarsAndBeyond
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 24.07.2024 07:12:01 (tau-24-07-2024)