By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 26 October 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Stellar Shenanigans: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Cattle Drive of Epic Proportions!"

The next Taurus will start in 177 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 3 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 203 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 187 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 227 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, mighty Taurus! Let's start with the good news: Jupiter, the galaxy's most colossal party animal, has decided to throw a shindig in your sign. Only catch? The big guy's going retrograde. So, imagine hosting the universe’s biggest frat party, but everyone’s moonwalking. It's less "Animal House" and more "The Matrix," but hey, it's still a party! Now, the not-so-good news. Uranus, known for its rebellious streak, is also throwing it back old school in your sign. This means you might find yourself engaging in some unexpected bovine rebellion. One minute, you're contentedly grazing on your metaphorical meadow, the next you're charging at red flags you never even noticed before. Uranus retrograde in Taurus is like a cosmic caffeine hit. You'll feel restless and ready to buck tradition like a rodeo bull. With the waxing gibbous moon being 11.9 days old, it's not quite full, but it's got ambitions! It's like that teenager who just got their learner's permit - not quite ready to hit the highway, but chomping at the bit. This means you're building up to something big, Taurus. Now's the time to prepare, plan, and maybe practice that moonwalk for Jupiter's retro party. So, to sum up, your week will be a mix of moonwalking at Jupiter's retrograde rave, leading a bovine rebellion with Uranus, and prepping for your moment under the waxing gibbous moon's spotlight. Just another typical week in the cosmic sphere! #TaurusParty #UranusRebellion #MoonwalkWithJupiter #WaxingGibbousGoals

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-26-10-2023)

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