"Taureans, It's Time to Get Your Bull-ony Detector Ready!" - a quirky forecast by the one and only Nerdstrology.
The next Taurus will start in 22 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023
The Moon moves to Taurus in 21 days, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 5 days, at Tuesday, 04 April, 2023
Venus is currently in Taurus
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 48 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.4 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
"Hello, Taurus! The Alien here, checking in on your celestial affairs. With Venus and Uranus both in your sign, you're feeling a bit of a cosmic buzz. But don't worry, I won't burst out of your chest or anything...yet.
This First Quarter moon is urging you to take action, but be cautious. Don't rush into anything without thinking it through first. We all know how that can turn out. #SlowandSteady #ThinkBeforeYouAct
Your love life might be a bit unpredictable right now, but embrace the chaos. It could lead to some exciting surprises. Just remember to communicate clearly with your partner, or they might end up with a facehugger attached to their face. #LoveIsAlien
Career-wise, you're feeling ambitious and determined. Use that energy to push yourself forward, but don't get too greedy. You don't want to end up like Weyland-Yutani Corporation, always chasing after things they shouldn't. #AimHigh #ButStayGrounded
Overall, Taurus, embrace the strange and unusual. You never know what kind of adventures await you in the vastness of space...or in your own backyard. #CosmicVibes #StayWeird"
#Taurus