By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 30 September 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Grab Your Hooves, Taurus! Galactic Bull Market Predicted in Your Personal Constellation!"

The next Taurus will start in 203 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus tomorrow, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 229 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 213 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 253 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hello, Taurus, you lovable, stubborn bull of the zodiac! Let's get down and nerdy with your star-studded forecast. Jupiter's gone all "Benjamin Button" on us -- it's in retrograde right in your sign. Remember that project you've been procrastinating over? You know, the one that you've been avoiding like a Trekkie avoids sunlight? Well, Jupiter's pulling a full-on Gandalf: "You shall not pass... without dealing with that task". So, buckle up, buttercup! It's time for action. #JupiterRetrograde #NoMoreProcrastination And then there's Uranus, also going retro in Taurus, adding an extra dollop of unpredictability to the mix. Think of it as the cosmic equivalent of Schrödinger's cat... simultaneously bringing chaos and opportunity to your doorstep. So, prepare to embrace the unexpected. Maybe try out a new hobby like underwater basket weaving or quantum physics haiku writing. #UranusRetrograde #ExpectTheUnexpected As for our Full Moon, she's already 15.8 days old. So if you've been feeling a tad off kilter, blame it on the moon. She's at the perfect age to stir up some drama. Your emotions might be doing the cha-cha-cha right now, but it's all part of the cosmic dance. So, strap on your moon boots and join the jamboree! #FullMoonFever Remember, Taurus, life is like a box of chocolates—some are sweet, some are nutty, and Uranus is the weird one filled with toothpaste. Keep calm and Taurus on! #KeepCalmAndTaurusOn

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-30-09-2023)

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