By The Chip Witch on Friday, 31 March 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Robo-Bovines Rejoice! Taurus, It's Time to Charge into a Cybernetic Love Revolution, Outsmart the Cosmos and Graze on Galactic Good Vibes!"

The next Taurus will start in 21 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023

The Moon moves to Taurus in 20 days, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 4 days, at Tuesday, 04 April, 2023

Venus is currently in Taurus

Jupiter moves to Taurus in 47 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.3 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey there, Taurus folks! So, you got Venus and Uranus chilling in your sign, huh? Well, hold onto your space-cowboy hats, 'cause things are about to get all kinds of shindig-y up in here! With Venus hanging out in your cosmic backyard, you'll be feeling the love like never before. I mean, we're talking full-on, Kaylee-with-a-strawberry kind of love. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself attracting admirers left, right, and center. Just remember, it's all about quality, not quantity – you don't want to end up with a bunch of clingy Jaynes on your hands! Now, let's talk about Uranus. I know, I know, it's everyone's favorite planetary punchline, but seriously, this big ol' ball of gas is gonna shake things up in your life. Expect the unexpected, Taurus. It's like River suddenly deciding to join your poker game – you never know what's going to happen next. Embrace the chaos, and you might just find yourself thriving. And lastly, we've got that Waxing Gibbous moon, 9.3 days old and shining bright, just like our beloved Serenity. It's time for action, Taurus. Whatever goal you've been working towards, you've got the lunar green light to move full speed ahead. Don't let anything or anyone hold you back – channel your inner Mal and lead the charge! So there you have it, my Taurus friends. Get ready for love, surprises, and a whole lot of forward momentum. May fortune favor you in your escapades, and remember, as Wash would say, "I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar!" #TaurusLife #VenusInTaurus #UranusShenanigans #WaxingGibbousMotivation #LeafOnTheWind

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