By The Chip Witch on Monday, 31 July 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Grab Your Cosmic Shovels, Taurus: It's Time to Plant Nebulae in Your Stardust Garden!"

The next Taurus will start in 264 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 7 days, at Monday, 07 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 290 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 274 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 314 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 13 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alright, Taurus, listen up! Now, I don't want to alarm you, but Jupiter and Uranus are both having a little shindig in your sign right now. And when I say a little shindig, I mean they're probably rearranging all your celestial furniture and throwing glitter around like there's no tomorrow. So, what does this mean for you? Well, let's break it down. First off, Jupiter is the king of good vibes in our solar system. He's like that cool uncle who always has a joke ready and slips you an extra tenner when your parents aren't looking. With him in your corner, you're going to feel a surge of positivity and luckiness! So, maybe try your hand at the lottery or ask your crush out. #JupiterIsYourWingman But then you have Uranus, the weirdo of the planetary system. He's like that eccentric cousin who collects antique spoons and has a pet iguana named Kevin. His presence in your sign might make you feel a bit...quirky. You might find yourself suddenly interested in learning how to play the theremin or developing a passion for 19th-century Russian literature. Whatever it is, just roll with it. Express your unique self! #EmbraceTheWeird Lastly, we've got a 13-day-old Full Moon. That's basically a teenager in moon years. So, expect some moody energy, and don't be surprised if you find yourself craving junk food and binge-watching old TV shows while wrapped in a duvet cocoon. #FullMoonFeels So, Taurus, let's recap: Good vibes are on the horizon, embrace your weirdness, and don't forget to stock up on ice cream and popcorn! Happy star-gazing!

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.07.2023 07:12:02 (tau-31-07-2023)

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