"Logical Prognosis for Virgo: Improbable Chances of Alien Abduction, High Likelihood of Earthly Success!"
We are currently in the sign of Virgo
The Moon moves to Virgo in 8 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023
Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo
Venus moves to Virgo in 34 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023
The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Alright, beautiful Virgos, grab your lattes, tie-dye t-shirts, and pocket protectors because we're diving into the cosmos today!
Mercury, your ruling planet, is currently doing the moonwalk in your sign. My dear, hardworking, analytical Virgo, it's like your personal assistant took a vacation without notice - uh-oh! #MercuryRetrograde #VirgoProblems.
Now, you might be thinking, "Wait, didn't Mercury just take a vacation last month?" Well, yes, but Mercury is a bit of an overachiever, not unlike some Virgos I know! Mercury's flip-flop back and forth is like a cosmic game of Red Light, Green Light. And right now, it's a big ol' red light.
So, what does this mean for you? Well, first off, don't panic! #DontPanic #DouglasAdamsWisdom. Mercury retrograde isn't all bad. It's a time to slow down, reflect, and review. But remember, it's also a time when communication can go haywire faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer. So double-check those emails before hitting send, and maybe avoid signing any important documents for a while. #DoubleCheckEverything
The Third Quarter moon, which is old enough to drink in moon years, is reminding us to let go of what doesn't serve us anymore. This is the perfect time for you to declutter that workspace, both physically and mentally. Maybe it's time to throw out those dried-up pens or reevaluate that project you've been stuck on. #DeclutterYourLife #LetItGo
In the wise words of a certain well-known politician, "We're going to make your life great again!" But remember, Virgo, the only one who can truly make your life great is you. So embrace the chaos, learn from it, and come out stronger on the other side. You've got this, Virgo!
Until next time, keep looking up, but don't forget to tie your shoelaces! #StayGrounded
#Virgo
SignToday Is Posting: 05.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-05-09-2023)