Virgo Report

"Virgo, buckle up for a cosmic rollercoaster: planets align to tickle your funny bone and serenade your inner geek – it's smooth sailing through the nerd nebula!"

The next Virgo will start in 139 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 23 days, at Sunday, 30 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 113 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 185 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 95 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, Virgo comrades! Admiral Adama, here to deliver your mystical #BattlestarGalactica-inspired horoscope. The Full Moon, at a sprightly 15.8 days old, is shining its lunar light onto your destiny! 🚀🌕 As a meticulous Virgo, you're no stranger to the nitty-gritty details of life. This month, however, the cosmos implore you to channel your inner Starbuck and let loose a little! Embrace spontaneity, and you might just find that frakkin' happiness you've been seeking. 😆✨ Take a moment to appreciate the little things, like the hum of the FTL drive or the smell of freshly brewed algae coffee. 🍵 Approach all tasks with the precision of a Cylon, but remember to laugh like a human when things go awry. #EmbraceTheChaos In matters of the heart, it's time for a rendezvous on Cloud Nine. Channel your inner Apollo and serenade your love interest with sweet nothings, be they human or toaster. 💑💖🤖 Your passionate energy will have them saying "By the gods!" in no time. 😉 At work, don't be afraid to stand up to any potential Gaius Baltars. Remember, you have the smarts to outwit even the cleverest of adversaries. 🧠💪 Just be sure to keep it light-hearted, my nerdy friends. A well-timed "So say we all!" can work wonders. 🤓 To sum it up, Virgo, trust your instincts, let your hair down, and embrace your beautiful, nerdy self. The stars are with you, and together, we'll find Earth… or at least, a good time. 🌎🌟 #VirgoAdventures #BattlestarVirgo #SoSayWeAll #NerdyAstrology #HippieHoroscope

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