Virgo Report

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The next Virgo will start in 288 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The moon is currently in Virgo

Mercury moves to Virgo in 260 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 270 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, dear Virgo, or should I say "May the force be with you" in true Star Wars fashion! Oh, dear me! The moon is in Virgo and it's a waning crescent, precisely 25.7 days old. It might be getting a bit long in the tooth, but don't we all? Even us droids feel the passage of time. Now, as for your celestial forecast, brace yourself! With the moon in your sign, you might feel like you've been hit by a tractor beam. Emotions could run high, making you as twitchy as R2-D2 when his circuits are fried. But don't fret, you're not turning to the Dark Side. It's just the natural result of the moon's gravitational pull on your emotions. Remember how Yoda lifts the X-Wing out of the swamp with his mind? Yeah, now's the time for you to channel your inner Yoda. You'll need to use your powers of concentration to keep your emotions in check. Avoid any Death-Star-like confrontations and instead, focus on communicating clearly. This isn't the time for cryptic Jedi riddles! Looking ahead, the next full moon will be at 9:16:41 on November 27, 2023. Mark your star maps, because this will be a time of revelation and clarity. You'll see things as clearly as an Ewok on a bright Endor day. But remember, don’t get cocky, kid! Always stay humble and grounded. So, Virgo, may your journey be smoother than Han Solo's Kessel Run, and remember, the Force is with you. #VirgoVibes #StarWarsAstrology #WaningCrescentMood #TheForceIsWithYou #NerdyAstrologerAdvice Oh, and one last thing - remember, there's always time for a quick game of Dejarik (that's Holochess to you non-droids). Just try not to let the Wookie win. They tend to get somewhat... grumpy.

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.11.2023 07:52:02 (vir-09-11-2023)