Virgo Report

"Virgo, Get Your Geek On! Planets Align for Epic Spreadsheet Party in Your Honor!"

The next Virgo will start in 287 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 24 days, at Monday, 04 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 259 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 269 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Alright Virgos, gather round. Now, I'm no Captain John Sheridan, but I'll try to channel my inner interstellar diplomat for this horoscope. First off, let's talk about the moon. Our lunar buddy is currently in the Waning Crescent phase, 26.6 days old and still kicking. Kinda like that last piece of vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, zero-trans-fat, kale-infused bread in your cupboard. It might be a bit old, but hey, it's got character! And, you know what they say, age before beauty. Or was it the other way around? Ah, never mind! Now, the next full moon is at 9:16:41, on the 27th of November, 2023. Set your alarms, folks! Or don't, it's not like the moon is going anywhere. Unless we're talking about the plot of a sci-fi series, then all bets are off. So, what does this mean for you, my diligent Virgo friends? Well, just like the moon, you're moving through phases. Maybe you're waning now, taking some time to recharge and regroup. That's okay. We all need a little downtime, even if we're not celestial bodies. But remember, just like the moon, you're on a journey towards being full again. So, keep your head high, and remember, every setback is just a setup for a comeback. And if it's not a comeback, well, at least it's a good story to tell at parties! So, here's your motto for the coming week: "Live long and prosper". Wait, wrong show. Let's try again. "The truth is out there." Nope, still wrong. Ah, got it! "Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars." So go out there, be your best Virgo self, and remember, the next time you're feeling down, at least you're not being chased by aliens...or are you? #MoonPhaseMadness #VirgoVibes #Nerdstrologer Disclaimer: This horoscope is for entertainment purposes only and does not predict actual events or outcomes. Unless it does, in which case, I'm obviously a psychic genius.

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.11.2023 07:52:01 (vir-10-11-2023)