Virgo Report

"Virgo, Your Planets are Aligning More Perfectly than a Freshly Tuned Stargate; Expect Incoming Success!"

The next Virgo will start in 11 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 4 days, at Thursday, 17 August, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 57 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Ah, Virgo, my meticulous and practical friend, it seems the celestial bodies are aligning just for you. Mercury, the planet of communication and Mars, the planet of action are both partying in your sign. It's like having both Sheldon and Leonard from The Big Bang Theory in your living room. #Bazinga Now, with Mercury in Virgo, your already sharp mind is as razor-sharp as a newly regenerated Time Lord's wit. Use this time to solve problems that have been plaguing you like a Dalek on a rampage. Your communication skills are at their peak, so don't be afraid to express your ideas, even if they sound as crazy as a cross-over between Star Trek and Doctor Who. #MercuryinVirgo #NerdAlert Mars in Virgo is turning you into a cosmic superhero. You're brimming with energy and determination, ready to take on any challenge, whether it's exterminating a Cyberman invasion or organizing your sock drawer by color and size. You'll feel the urge to be productive, and your attention to detail will be as good as Sherlock Holmes on a double espresso. Just remember, all work and no play makes you a grumpy Dalek. So, take some time to relax, maybe watch a few episodes of your favorite sci-fi series. #MarsinVirgo #SockDrawerGoals The moon, in its waning crescent phase, is like a cosmic night light dimming slowly. It's a time for introspection, like when you're waiting for your favorite show to buffer and you start questioning your life choices. Use this time to reflect on past accomplishments, future goals, and why socks always disappear in the laundry. The next full moon isn't until August 31st, so you have plenty of time to figure out these mysteries of the universe. #MoonMysteries #LostSocks So, dear Virgo, get ready for an exciting cosmic journey. Remember, you're fantastic, brilliant, and as unique as a snowflake on Gallifrey. Keep calm, carry a sonic screwdriver, and may the force be with you. #VirgoVibes #DoctorWhoHumor #MayTheForceBeWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.08.2023 07:52:01 (vir-13-08-2023)