Virgo Report

"Virgo's Voyage: Perfect Time for a Holodeck Spring Cleaning, Just Don't Ask Neelix to Cook!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The moon is currently in Virgo

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 25 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The New moon is currently 28.9 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Alright, Virgos! Buckle up your lab coats and align those chakras because we've hit that time of year when everything is Virgo-centric. It's like the universe has suddenly decided to throw a surprise party, and guess who it's for? You! First off, the moon in Virgo. Aha! Expect to feel a surge of practical energy. Your inner nerd is about to go full-on Sheldon Cooper. You'll find yourself motivated to alphabetize your bookshelves, color-code your socks or even attempt to solve that Rubik's cube that's been gathering dust on your table. But remember, it's okay if you end up peeling off the stickers. We won't tell. #MoonInVirgo #NerdAlert Now, Mercury is also in retrograde in Virgo...oh boy! For those not in the know, Mercury retrograde is like your internet connection on a stormy day - intermittent, unreliable, and full of buffering circles. But fear not! With your logical Virgo brain, you'll be able to navigate this period with the same ease as navigating a Star Trek convention. Just remember to triple-check your emails before hitting send, and maybe avoid any major tech purchases. #MercuryRetrograde #Buffering The New Moon is currently 28.9 days old. This is like the awkward teenage phase of the lunar cycle. It’s trying to figure out who it is, what it wants, and why it has all these weird feelings. So, expect some emotional growing pains, but remember, this too shall pass. #NewMoon #LunarTeenAngst Lastly, the next full moon is on September 29, 2023, at precisely 9:58:21. I mean, if you're not already planning a moonlit picnic complete with a telescope and Star Wars-themed snacks, are you even a Virgo? #FullMoonParty #MayTheForceBeWithYou So, Virgos, it's time to embrace your inner nerd, ride the cosmic waves and remember - in this vast universe, you are unique, loved, and perfectly aligned. #YouAreStarStuff

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-14-09-2023)