Virgo Report

"Virgo, You're due for a Cosmic Overhaul: The Universe Has Scheduled Your Software Update!"

The next Virgo will start in 253 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 18 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 225 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 235 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.4 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Good day, Virgo! In the grand comic book-style universe of Flash Gordon, you're not just another earthling, no siree! You're a cosmic hero, saving the galaxy one spreadsheet at a time. As we find ourselves in the midst of a newborn moon, only 1.4 days old (still wearing celestial diapers, if you ask me), it's an ideal time to embrace your inner Ming the Merciless. But hold on, before you start planning world domination, let's clarify: channel his audacity, not his villainy. Be bold, take risks, make decisions that could change your life's trajectory. Your ruling planet Mercury, the cosmic equivalent of a well-oiled intergalactic spaceship, is currently in the garage for a routine tune-up. This means you may need to rely a bit more on your intuition. Remember, in the world of Flash Gordon, nothing’s impossible – not even telepathic communication with star clusters! Don’t forget to keep an eye out for Dale Arden moments – unexpected love and friendship can come from the most unusual places (and I don't mean Mongo!). And speaking of Mongo, remember to be patient with those who don’t understand your Virgoan logic. Not everyone can be as efficient and organized as you are! On the health front, this week, I'd recommend adding some Martian green smoothies to your diet. They might not give you super strength to fight off alien invasions, but they'll surely give your immune system a boost. So, Virgo, as you pilot your rocket ship through the week, remember, you've got the power to save the world, or at least your little corner of it. Stay awesome, stay nerdy, and keep reaching for the stars! #VirgoVibes #FlashGordonAstrology #NewMoonMadness #CosmicHero

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-14-12-2023)