"Virgo, You're More Balanced Than a Quantum Physics Equation: A Comic Con of Planetary Alignments Predicts a Rollercoaster Week!"
The next Virgo will start in 5 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023
The moon is currently in Virgo
Mercury is currently in Virgo
Venus moves to Virgo in 51 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023
Mars is currently in Virgo
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Greetings, Virgos! It's your celestial tour guide here, spinning the cosmic wheel of fortune. And boy, oh boy, do we have a Virgo party happening up there in the stars! You've got the Moon, Mercury, and Mars all hanging out in your sign. It's like a celestial family reunion, but without the awkward small talk and overcooked casseroles.
Now, with the moon in Virgo, you might be feeling a bit more introspective than usual. And by introspective, I mean you're likely to spend hours contemplating the universe, life, and why socks always disappear in the laundry. But don't fret, that's just your inner philosopher coming out. #MoonInVirgo #DeepThoughts
With Mercury also in Virgo, your communication skills are on fire! Well, not literally, unless you're a dragon. In which case, cool! But in human terms, expect your words to be as sharp as a Spock's logical argument. Use this time to express yourself, whether it's telling your boss about that promotion you deserve or explaining to your cat why it can't eat pizza. #MercuryInVirgo #TalkativeMuch?
And let’s not forget Mars rounding up the Virgo trio, like a hyperactive toddler on a sugar rush. This means you're likely to have energy to burn. So, now is the perfect time to start that DIY project you've been putting off. Or maybe run a marathon. Or perhaps invent a robot that does both for you. #MarsInVirgo #EnergizerBunnyMode
But be careful, this Waxing Crescent moon, only 2.6 days old, is like a baby learning to walk - a bit unpredictable. So, tread lightly, my nerdy friends, you don't want to trip over any cosmic toys.
In short, dear Virgos, with all these planets in your sign, it’s like you’ve got the cheat codes to the universe. So go forth, conquer, and remember to always match your socks before throwing them in the laundry. #WaxingCrescent #LaundryMysteries #AstrologyNerd
#Virgo
SignToday Is Posting: 19.08.2023 07:52:01 (vir-19-08-2023)